Author: RickAdiqx

Well, you know, it was like this:

With Adam being a bit of a jerk and never having an honest opinion about anything, and me not the sort of girl who likes being told what to do and what to eat and everything, god and I had a chat and I told god I really needed a change of scenery, and god was a bit hesitant because it hadn’t even finished creating time really, but I insisted and said I don’t just want to sit up here in Paradise doing nothing while the world goes to pieces, and god said okay, love, I’ll speed it up as much as I can, and make a flight you can get on, where did you want to go exactly? And I told him Mallorca because it looked really nice and not too different from here (apart from the humans of course) so the change would be a little easier, and god said fine, I’ll fix that. But please promise to come back to see me occasionally, and tell me how you’re doing, Eve! I said of course I will, but you are supposed to be able to see everything that happens, so what can I tell you anyway? It’s not the same thing, god said, it’s like tv and social media and all that, it’s not anything like actual real life, not at all! Yeah, I know about that all right, I said, and anyway I’ll probably miss you sometimes so sure I’ll be back, and god said good, and I’ll miss you too, Eve. And that’s how it came to be that I am on this beach, and I’m sure god spotted the tear in my eye like I saw the one in god’s when we parted and I got on the plane. But we agreed that somebody really, really had to go and try to save the humans from themselves.

Eve.